July, Week 3, Year 1 (TV)

The Canadians (Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens) vs. Old School (Magnum T.A. and Dax Harwood)

Kevin Owens chops Dax Harwood.
Dax Harwood kicks Kevin Owens.
Numerous fans are using Dax Harwood as target practice.
Dax Harwood kicks Kevin Owens.
Dax Harwood kicks Kevin Owens.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Dax Harwood performs a piledriver against Kevin Owens.
Dax Harwood works the crowd.
Dax Harwood attempts a sliding forearm smash, but Kevin Owens gets his knees
up.
Kevin Owens hits a fireman's carry into a gutbuster on Dax Harwood.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kevin Owens.
Kevin Owens executes the Pop-Up Power Bomb against Dax Harwood.
Kevin Owens goes for the pin.
Kenny Barron counts: One, two, three.

The Canadians (Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens) defeated Old School (Magnum T.A. and Dax Harwood) when K. Owens pinned D. Harwood with the Pop-Up Power Bomb in 0:16:00. 
Rating: ****

Akira Taue vs. Mr. Perfect w/Bobby Heenan

Mr. Perfect begs off.
Akira Taue performs a back suplex against Mr. Perfect.
Akira Taue covers Mr. Perfect.
Filiberto Salas crawls over to count the pin.
Filiberto Salas counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Taue goes for a Dynamic Suplex, but Mr. Perfect counters it with a
headbutt.
Mr. Perfect attempts an abdominal stretch, but Akira Taue blocks it.
Akira Taue hits a lariat on Mr. Perfect.
Akira Taue attempts a running clothesline, but Mr. Perfect blocks it.
Mr. Perfect uses a hiptoss on Akira Taue.
** Sonny Onoo enters the ring and hits Mr. Perfect with a chair.
Akira Taue acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Filiberto Salas disqualifies Akira Taue.
The boos are resurfacing again.

Mr. Perfect defeated Akira Taue by disqualification in 0:06:03. 
Rating: ** 1/4
[Sonny Onoo interfered against Mr. Perfect.]

Hardcore Match
Sting vs. Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack goes for the pin.
Parker Ashley counts: One, two, kickout.
Cactus Jack hits a swinging neckbreaker on Sting.
Cactus Jack runs into the ropes.
Cactus Jack hits Sting with a shoulderblock.
Cactus Jack whips Sting into the ropes.
Cactus Jack takes Sting down with a bodyslam.
Cactus Jack tries a stomp, but Sting moves out of the way.
The chants for Sting are deafening.
Sting is going for the cover.
Parker Ashley counts: One, two, kickout.
Sting executes the Scorpion Death Drop against Cactus Jack.
Sting goes for the pin.
Parker Ashley counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sting.

[Hardcore Match]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match:
Sting pinned Cactus Jack with the Scorpion Death Drop in 0:07:19. 
Cactus Jack suffered a neck injury. He will be out for approximately 6 months.
Rating: *** 3/4

New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs. The Shamrock Brothers (Frank Shamrock and Ken Shamrock)

Kofi Kingston has the crowd going wild.
Kofi Kingston whips Frank Shamrock into the ropes.
Kofi Kingston performs a chop against Frank Shamrock.
Kofi Kingston kicks Frank Shamrock.
Frank Shamrock hits Kofi Kingston.
Frank Shamrock chops Kofi Kingston.
Frank Shamrock has the crowd going wild.
Kofi Kingston kicks Frank Shamrock.
Kofi Kingston chops Frank Shamrock.
Kofi Kingston has the crowd going wild.
Kofi Kingston kicks Frank Shamrock.
Kofi Kingston executes the Trouble in Paradise against Frank Shamrock.
The crowd is behind Kofi Kingston all the way.
Kofi Kingston goes for the pin.
William Dudley counts: One, two, three.

New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) defeated The Shamrock Brothers (Frank Shamrock and Ken Shamrock) when K. Kingston pinned Frank Shamrock with the Trouble in Paradise in 0:06:35. 
Rating: *** 1/4

LA Knight vs. "The All Mighty" Bobby Lashley

LA Knight is valiantly trying to break the hold.
LA Knight tries to escape the hold.
LA Knight tries to fight the pain.
LA Knight is valiantly trying to break the hold.
LA Knight is inching his way towards the ropes.
LA Knight is barely hanging in there.
William Dudley asks LA Knight if he's had enough.
LA Knight shakes his head.
LA Knight is almost gone.
William Dudley asks LA Knight if he's had enough.
LA Knight shakes his head.
William Dudley asks LA Knight if he's still there.
LA Knight doesn't respond.
William Dudley stops the fight after 53 seconds.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Bobby Lashley defeated LA Knight when LA Knight passed out in the Hurt Lock in 0:04:33. 
Rating: ***

"Captain" Mike Rotunda vs. Big Boss Man

Big Boss Man chops Mike Rotunda.
Big Boss Man kicks Mike Rotunda.
Big Boss Man is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mike Rotunda begs off.
Big Boss Man whips Mike Rotunda into the ropes, but Mike Rotunda reverses it.
Mike Rotunda goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Big Boss Man blocks it.
Big Boss Man puts Mike Rotunda in a chokehold.
Filiberto Salas warns Big Boss Man to let go.
Filiberto Salas counts: One, two, three, four.
Filiberto Salas counts: One, two, three.
Big Boss Man chops Mike Rotunda.
Big Boss Man chops Mike Rotunda.
Big Boss Man executes the Boss Man Slam against Mike Rotunda.
Filiberto Salas counts: One, two, three.
A fan at ringside badmouths Big Boss Man.

Big Boss Man pinned Mike Rotunda with the Boss Man Slam in 0:11:35. 
Rating: **

Semi-Main Event
"The All Mighty" Bobby Lashley vs. "The Olympian" Kurt Angle

Kurt Angle is barely hanging in there.
William Dudley checks Kurt Angle's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Kurt Angle fights his way out of the hold after 52 seconds.
Kurt Angle performs a DDT against Bobby Lashley.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kurt Angle.
Kurt Angle executes the Ankle Lock against Bobby Lashley.
Bobby Lashley is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bobby Lashley is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bobby Lashley summons one last burst of energy.
William Dudley checks Bobby Lashley's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
William Dudley stops the match after 42 seconds.

[Semi-Main Event]:
Kurt Angle defeated Bobby Lashley when Bobby Lashley passed out in the Ankle Lock in 0:14:31. 
Rating: **** 1/4

Main Event
"The Ring General" Gunther vs. "Best in the World" CM Punk (C)

Gunther misses with a kick.
CM Punk hits Gunther with an elbow.
CM Punk uses a back suplex on Gunther.
CM Punk attempts a snap mare, but Gunther blocks it.
Gunther executes a short lariat against CM Punk.
Lamar Hicks counts: One, two, kickout.
Gunther runs into the ropes.
Gunther performs an enzuilariato against CM Punk.
The crowd is vociferously booing Gunther.
Gunther performs a hiptoss against CM Punk.
Gunther covers CM Punk.
Lamar Hicks counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Gunther executes an open-handed chop against CM Punk.
Gunther executes the Last Symphony against CM Punk.
Lamar Hicks counts: One, two, three.

[Main Event]:
Gunther pinned CM Punk with the Last Symphony in 0:19:12. 
Rating: *** 3/4
(Gunther won the WAW World Heavyweight Championship title.)


Card rating: *** 1/4

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